tabithashaw:

NO LET ME TELL YOU A FUNNY STORY: I tried to send this as a link to my mother. We make similar, and had issues with the glitter settling - so I was stoked on the cotton ball idea as a problem solver. So I just said ‘Cotton Balls!’ on facebook. Before I sent the link. Then, I realized I sent the message to someone who is NOT my mother, a friend of mine got it instead. So I immediately typed You’re not my mother!’ but in a panic I didn’t realize I had flipped caps lock on instead of just hitting the switch. So the message my friend will get when she checks her phone is:

Cotton Balls!
YOU’RE NOT MY MOTHER

I am laughing so hard,  I think I peed a little.

We bring you a Special News Flash from the field:

saccharinesylph:

rainbowbarnacle:

vastderp:

flarpingofficial:

It’s new, it’s blue - it’s Flarping.com!

Are you a roleplayer? Do you like roleplaying with people? If you’re interested in any kind of online Homestuck-based RPing, this is the place for you.

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Overdramatic sales pitch aside:

What is Flarping? I’m glad you asked, me!

It’s a dedicated roleplay network, with a layout comparable to some kind of conglomerate Facebook, Blogspot, and forum site.

What do we have to offer? We have statuses, moods, tags, groups, forums, journals, achievements, a blocking feature that actually works, and a shitload of room for people to interact and talk to one another as the character they choose to be.

Afraid of overlords? Our staff is hella fuckin’ friendly.

Hell, need a place to get back in the groove of roleplaying? Come and ask for advice from fellow roleplayers. Many are willing to help!

Like what you see? Check out under the cut for some more sweet details.

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flarping is awesome

flarping is AWESOME

YOU HAVE MY ATTENTION…

postpunkdad:

lovieno:

please look at this picture of italy with his hair on fire

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He is burning

dov4hs1l:

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1n honour of t4lk l1k3 4 p1r4t3 d4y.

((edit: eyepatch was on the wrong eye, so i just flipped the picture. lazy mun is lazy))

tattoosandgeekery:

And to think I used to be an arachnophobe! Found this lady under the lid to our garbage box. Her back was almost as big as a nickel and she was put back after I took the pics! #spider #tickles #hugeforaroundhere

kas-e:

Phidippus Regius (female), blue chelicerae/yellow hair color morph

mishacakes:

ok but does anyone else ever just

buggirl:

Thank you Iantine for your generous donation towards my research in Yasuni, Ecuador!   Here is an interesting moth that visited my moth light.

Want a shout-out to 158k tumblrs?

buggirl:

Galapagos Island Orb Weaver.  

Photo: T. Wolfmeyer

Help buggirl get back to Ecuador and do some science!

quick reminder that, whilst it’s great to tag posts for blacklisting purposes:

if you’re tagging for spiders and your post describes violence/negativity towards spiders, whether visually or verbally, please consider using “spiders tw”, “arachnophobia tw”, or a tag other than #spider / #spiders / any other tag that spider enthusiasts might search.

if you can, please and thank you!

0: it looks like thumbnails are back to normal, so it’s safe to turn off fullsize images now.

ceruleanpineapple replied to your post “clickable thumbnails are good, but is all that white space really…”

i already had clickable thumbnails! without all the whitespace! i had full-size disabled for my whole tumblr life, it made scrolling rly easy and i liked it. idk why they did this :’(

OH WAIT

i just realised that the clickable thumbnails are the pictures that were already clickable/enlargable before now, so i had that too…

they look smaller now, but the white space has gotta be a glitch. i can’t imagine that anybody would have asked for a crapton of blank space to be added.

clickable thumbnails are good, but is all that white space really necessary?

gigglesandanixi:

chimerahellden:

kelzthalassunwhisper:

girlwiththerobottattoo:

I JUST UGLY LAUGHED SO HARD I WOKE UP THE DAMN HOUSE JFC!!!

LOL

DO NOT CLICK THIS IF YOU NEED TO BE QUIET

LMFAOOOOOO

(Source: crisontumblr)

katzmatt:

co-ver:

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

In skyrim you can eat 100 cheese wheels in under a minute